This is the first good news - bad news story that I heard.
According to a "Night Gallery" episode from the 70s, an earwig, if enters a man's ear, will drive a man insane while feasting on his brain. In this episode, an earwig enters a man's ear and begins crawling around his head torturing him. Eventually, the earwig crawled out his other ear, ending the torture.
Things were looking up until The Doctor attending tells him the good news - bad news.
1. The good news - the earwig managed to crawl out your ear and did minimal brain damage
2. The bad news - the earwig was female and has laid eggs...
Thanks for the heart!Fire Dove