This is W. Frank T. Frank is in his fifth career, this time as an insurance salesman. He's not very good at it so he's been thinking about the next career choice. A veteran, he learned courage under fire and developed a stoic stance toward life that often comes across as cold and aloof. He does not suffer fools gladly. Frank is twice-divorced and estranged from his children. He has never met his grandchildren. Though he's not good at it, he enjoys sketching for Sketch Club on his newfangled company-issued iPad (his username is "MelopiaMan"). Eventually he will be fired for using his iPad more for sketching than for work. His favorite SC artists are Pastor Bob, Virgil Cole, Iggycrypt, Veremeer, CrookedXPath, PretzelKing, and Unihorse. His secret wish is to have his portrait painted by Fae McKay and have it featured.