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Good day to you, visitor.
Or morning, or night or eve- honestly just forget it time is relative and maybe just a human construct anyway so screw it
Quotes that I enjoy:
- If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
- A day without sunshine is like...night.
- Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- Most people would be offended if they were asked what was wrong with their minds. I'd sigh and say "where do I start?..."
- Always forgive your enimes, nothing annoys them more.
- It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
- It's always the last place you look...of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after i've found it?
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Welcome to my profile, enjoy my trashy art and hopefully you haven’t wasted valuable time looking at this page
Even though you probably have in all honesty