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~🌙 Welcome to Hell 🌙~
Hi, I’m Luna!
Do you want to be a flamingo? I mean, if you’re lost enough to have come to my page you might as well join the flock while you’re here...
Just kidding, I really don’t care.
Anyways, I’m an a**hole from North Carolina, home of a bird that looks like a very fashionable trash panda. (It’s a cardinal)
I listen to creepypastas whenever I don’t have a headache. And sometimes I still listen to creepypastas WHILE I have a headache.
I have two beautiful guinea pigs named Midna and Kikwi, who don’t know how to shut up.
I also really f*cken like alfredo sauce.
Why is any of this important? I dunno. It’s a bio. I can put anything I want here.
Well, my fans are flamingos, because why not? Flamingos are pretty cool.
I love to give away my art for free. I’ve been grounded for it.
I used to do adoptables but now I prefer YCHs and DTAs because seeing other people’s interpretations of a character and drawing people’s characters is really fun.
I’ll carry on with a list-type bio.
~🌙 Alternative Names 🌙~
-Lord of Flamingos
~🌙 Characters 🌙~
~🌙 Song Artists🌙~
-Lin Manuel Miranda
~🌙 Fandoms 🌙~
-Wings of Fire
-Bendy and the Ink Machine
-Guardians of Gahoole
-Legend of Zelda (Twilight Princess is the best)
-My Little Pony
-Ouran High School Host Club
~🌙 Milestones 🌙~
🌑120! Ten times a dozen!
🌑150!! So many Flamingos!
🌑450! Are there this many flamingos in the world even??
🌑500 FLAMINGOS!!!!! (HOW????)
~🌙 Quotes 🌙~
"Maybe you fell down the stairs, maybe you were fighting a Dinosaur, but I mean, it could be anything really" -Me
"Oh jeez, #27 (animal)... that looks, wow. Oh yeah, and then there's #28 (cannibalism), but, man, #27 (animal)..." -Mo
“I mean, who WOULDN’T want to stab something?” - Me
“THIS IS THE TIME OF SEASONAL DEPRESSION!!!” - My Dad
“Only the kids get knives.” - My Dad
“You look like a creepy da- oh you have a knife. Ok then.” -Blü
“If you step five inches out of over there, I am going to kill you.” - Mo
“I’ll make you die to death.” -Me
“DO YOU GET IT’S BECAUSE THECAR ANDANELBENICO S)EFHIEDHI” - Me
“They’re gonna need to Salmon Run their way outta this Bulls***” - Me, commentating on the Avengers
“Holy hecko it’s an Alaskan Bull Worm!” - Me, continuing my commentary on the Avengers
“I’M DYING OF DEATH WRITE MY WILL” - Mo, as she slowly starves to death on the classroom floor
“You see, there are many different sports shoes. There are Knife Shoes, Car shoes, Motorcycle Shoes, Tippy Tappy Shoes, and Pain Shoes.” - Me, bored in the car going to the Ice Rink
~🌙 Now Fly You Silly Flamingos 🌙~