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I like smoking giant cigars and downing bourbon.
I eat steaks with spoons.
If a child's ball happens to come into my yard I destroy it right away.
I yell at my neighbors to shut the hell up when the mow the lawn on Saturday.
I turn the hose on trick or treaters and people caroling!
I grow my nose hair out and laugh in your face with coffee breath!
I wear bathrobes to the convenience store and Kroger when I run out of cigarettes!
I wear sunglasses at inappropriate times.
I have fifteen televisions.
I scratch myself.